As you may all be aware of, the site has been experiencing some problems lately. Users have been unable to log in. Messages and conversations have been interupted and dropped. But most importantly, users have been unable to try cybering in the chats. These hours without Paint have undoubtedly already caused some users to go mad and shut off their internet devices in frustration.

You may be wondering what caused all this. I myself have done some speculation, and I've arrived at a theory just crazy enough to be unquestionably the total and absolute truth.

A few days ago voting started here to decide the first president of Mannheim. This is of course an extremely important position already integral to the operations here at Paint. You may not know what the president does, but that's okay because you wouldn't care even if you did know, and you'd just scream and shout about how terrible they are despite not actually knowing anything about they have and haven't done.

Without a doubt, the site would collapse and fall into chaos without the president. This is why I think certain groups who have started to conspire against this site are behind the recent site troubles. They know we'll be hopeless without a president, and they're doing what they can to prevent us from voting.

There's an anti-Paint at work here. They're invisible to all Paint users, and as such it makes perfect sense and supports my theory if you can't find any evidence whatsoever of their existence.

But this isn't the only problem. For a while it's been known that people are against this site and have tried to take it down only to fail miserably. Why would these attempts be any more effective?

Because someone here has betrayed us and is helping to take down the site. Being a Paint user, this means they reveal information to people they can't see. This is how we'll find the traitor. Help us by reporting anyone you see leaving their DS or computer open while on here for invisible people to see