Hello, everyone. If you've been following Wiffle King's blogs then you know the Wii U is just days away from release and that it not only already sold out but that the waiting lists are totally packed. If you haven't reserved one already you'd need a miracle to get one in time for the holidays. Fortunately there's still hope.

How, you ask? Aren't they all gone already, you say?

Not to worry. There's a very simple solution.

Steal one! =D

Get the next best thing! It's the newest breakthrough in gaming technology; the iWii U.

The iWii U is the exact same thing as a Wii U except that it's... Imaginary

If electronic games are already based on imaginary worlds and stories, then the obvious course of gaming is to move from a mix of reality, the physical console with virtual content, to an entirely imagination based state of gaming. Take gaming to the next level by removing yourself even further from reality with the power of imagination.

Free yourself from responsibility. Family, friends, legal and social obligations: ignore it all and enjoy the magic and wonder of the iWii U. Let it consume your whole life. The best part is that it's entirely free and unlike the upcoming Wii U, you can keep playing the iWii U long after you lose electricity and your home for ignoring the bills.

Naturally, it's a bit harder for some to completely shut out your family and concentrate on your imaginary gaming, especially with crying children begging you to stop staring at the wall and pay attention to them. This is why it's important to use earmuffs and a blindfold. They block out noise and sight, and in doing so free you from all guilt of neglecting your family, because what's out of sight is out of mind.

The iWii U is out now. Get one today. Thanks for reading.