Hello, everyone. As the holidays near I'd like to spread some uplifting messages to help get everyone in the holiday spirit, and as such I've decided to kick things off a little early with some happy family friendly news I'm sure everyone can appreciate. I hope you enjoy it.

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DEMON WORSHIPPING MASS CULT PLANS TO ONCE AGAIN KILL MILLIONS IN RITUALISTIC SACRIFICE

For hundreds of years a widespread American based cult has participated in the brutal slaying of millions, and they plan to strike again in the coming days.

The cult which initially resorted to hunting their victims down in broad daylight has since evolved their methods from their colonial beginnings to a much more sinister and modern means; they raise large groups of future sacrifices from birth in closed off areas where the sacrifices spend their entire lives until maturity when they're killed, gutted, frozen, shipped, and then sold off to cult members each year for this monstrous ritual.

Many speculate that this process has already begun.

Once the cult members have their sacrifice they summon their nearby fellow cult members for a feast where they sear the sacrifice with flames, jam food stuffs into them, and tear apart the limbs and flesh for eating in honor of their god. Cult members typically give a moment of silence before eating the sacrifice during which they pray to their diety in gratitude. After the prayer, they consume everything in sight until they're almost vomitting.

The diety is a feathered clawed beast. The sacrifice is placed on the center of the table and eaten to symbolize their god being the center of the members' lives and taking their god into hearts and stomachs.

Here's a picture of one such cult feast.



The following day the cult continues to celebrate by going out to buy everything %50 off.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!!