'~' this DOES NOT have to do with me, just a made up story.
-------------------------------------

paul pervertely watched as the people suffered from the bombing. "I WANT TO SUFFER TOO!!" said paul. so he turned on the LMFAO party rock anthem song parody 'everyday im suffering'. then he stabs himself on the arm with a dragger. ♪EVERY DAY IM SUFFERING!♪ da du du duh da da du da ta dat da da du du, duh du
SUFFER ROCK! EVERYBODY GONNA SUFFER TO NIGHT! EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME! swtches to song parody 'i suffer and i know it'. ♪when i trip on stuff, all i just do is cry about. i yell all day long, annoying people in the public pool YEH! THIS is how i whine, all through seven days a week! BOI LOOK AT THAT WHINNER! HE'S SUFFERING TOO MUCH! LETS COVER OUR EARS! AND YELL OUT! I ASK DR. HEE TO HELP ME PLEASE! DATS NOT POSSIBLE CUZ UR NOT WHINNING! I YELL THAT MY FRIEND IS SUFFERING AND IM NOT AFFRAID TO YELL IT! SCREAM IT! WHINE IT! I SUFFER AND I KNOW IT! WHINNING SUFFER STYLE! WOOP WOOP WOOP STUFFER STYLE! WHINE WINE WHINE! WHINNING SUFER STYLE! eeeeyyyyhhh!!! whinning baby! WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE EEEYYYHHH!! WHINING BAYBEE, WHINE WHINE WHINE SUFER THE FIRWE!!!♪ paul faints with dead people and die, the end.