Hey everyone, Crym here. I noticed I haven't written a blog lately, other than my story. Which I will be continuing soon. Anywho, I kinda thought about posting a blog about me. Like, things you probably didn't know about me. Some things may surprise you, others not so much. So here goes nothing.

• When I was 2 years old I got pushed down a flight of metal stairs. My front tooth went through my chin, and sliced it open. I had to get 40 stitches in my chin. I still have the scar, and my tooth is now slightly crooked, but other than that.. I am alright.

• At age 3, I gave my step-mothers hamster Puff a heart attack. Now before you scream at me CRAAIG, let me explain. I took puff out of his cage to hold. My step-mom was asleep at the time. Anyways, I took Puff outside with me and I noticed my uncles Harley out there. I set Puff down on the ground and proceeded to climb the bike, when at this point, my dog Shep walks up and starts licking the hamster. Puff freaked out and then, well... He went bye bye. I ran back inside with the deceased hamster and woke my step-mom up and told her what happened. I got the silent treatment for three days! Understandable lol.

• Let's see.. I tried set the house on fire along with my cousin David when I was around 3. Needless to say, we didn't succeed but I did get my butt beat for that xD.

• When I was 6, I set my bed on fire trying to light a lighter. I was under my Little Mermaid blanket trying to spark the childproof lighter and WHOOSH, my comforter was ablaze. I put it out though, and got a whooping for that too.

• When I was 5 I cut the whiskers off of my cat. It was hilarious because at that age I didn't know that cats use their whiskers for balance. I guess that explains why my cat was bumping into walls lol. Ass-whooping.

• Around the age of 7, I owned a dog named Shep. He was a full blooded German Shepherd. And I had a neighbor named Vince living within close proximity to my house. Shep wandered onto Vince's property, without us knowing. Vince didn't call us or anything. Nope. He instead, took a 12-gauge shotgun to my dog. Shep was shot in the chest, and passed away on my back porch. I am unsure as to what came of that situation.

• When I was 7 I let my Grandmothers dove loose outside. Never to be seen again, little did I know... That was her birthday present that year xD.

• April 4, 1994... 5 days before my 8th birthday, I was violently attacked by my neighbor Wades dog. This was no normal dog either. It was a German Shepherd mixed with a Grey Wolf. Huge dog, gorgeous... Vicious. He jumped his fence and attacked me. Lunging at my throat, I covered it with my left arm. Which he mangled. I now have permanent nerve damage in my left arm along with 10 individual scars where the dog ripped my flesh. I had to get 66 stitches and then returned to the hospital a week later because the deepest bite became infected. I'm all fine now, but I still remember it like it was yesterday.

• I had another dog by the time I was 8. His name was Rebel and he was a German Shepherd/Collie mix. I went everywhere with that dog. He slept on the floor and snored like a human. He had his own blanket and pillow too. And everyday he would follow me to school and wait until I got out. Then he would walk me home.

• When I was 10 I had 3 mice. Pinky, Brain and Star. Star had babies. So in one cage I had about 20 mice. I would wake up every morning to a line of baby mice under my covers next to my leg for the warmth. And every morning I would have to put them back. That was until my cat started getting them. I had to give them all away. Well... The ones that survived.

• When I was 11, I got a new hamster named Cinnamon. I loved her. She was the best. I got another hamster a couple months later. A male named Cyder and they had babies. So at one time I had 16 hamsters in cages throughout my room. As well as two lizards. A gecko named Colonel and an anole named Lieutenant. Bad choice of co-habitating lizards. The gecko was bigger, so he got the food first. My anole would basically starve. That is, until he ate his own feet. Yes... He had nubs. Then he passed away. The gecko, however, lived. I took him outside, all the kids loved him. Until one day I decided to take him to the pool. I placed him on my beach towel and jumped in. Came back. Gone. Never saw him again.

• Cinnamon passed away, as hamsters do, which made way for Pepper. A black female Russian hamster. She was mean as hell. Cyder wanted nothing to do with her, and well... Neither did I. I gave her back to the pet store lol.

Okay, I will add to this when I can. So far it seems it is all animal stories... Just wait. More to add later!

• UPDATE! When I was 11, I found a new obsession. Yes, obsession. I was, in fact, a teeny bopper. I fell in love with the band *N Sync. I had all of their albums. My walls were wallpapered with posters, including the ceiling. I saw them in concert 11 times and was certain that Justin Timberlake was going to marry me. Seriously, lol. I went to one concert with an airbrushed shirt of Justin. My friend got me down to the floor where he could see me. He smiled at my shirt, waved at me, and continued singing.. I was a mess. I cried and jumped up and down. Needless to say I was a dork lol. But I liked all of the boy bands of that time. Backstreet Boys, Five, No Authority, LFO, 98 Degrees, and even New Kids On The Block when they were popular. I STILL listen to their music and know all the dance routines xD.

• Now on to tidbits no one knows. I have a massive collection of key chains I carry with me. I collect them and only have like, two keys on the mass that I actually use. I love keychains and get them where I can.
MY KEYCHAINS! And this ain't all of them lol


• I am a Bam Margera fanatic. I began watching the show Viva La Bam on MTV, back when it was worth to watch, and fell in love with that show. He is the reason I first listened to my favorite band, HIM.

• I have 3 tattoos. One on my left bicep, my upper back and a small tattoo above the one on my back that me and my fiancé got together. The two big ones are of Heartagrams. If anyone knows the band HIM, they know what that is. Essentially, it is a heart incorporated into a pentagram. Basically meaning Love over Evil. HIM is my favorite band of all time.
MY BACK TATTOOS!


• I have a deep knowledge of Egyptology. While I was growing up the myths and legends of Ancient Egypt fascinated me. So, I began reading about it. I know a lot more than I thought I would ever learn and at one point I was able to write in hieroglyphics. My knowledge may be a bit rusty now, though.

• When I was 15 I started into the religion of Wicca. I would do spells and incantations but gave it up after a year or so.

• I am an atheist. I do not believe in god, nor satan. Or anyone in between. There is no heaven or hell to me. I believe that when you die, that's it. You're dead, buried, and that's all. Now don't get me wrong, I respect others beliefs, I think that everyone is entitled to their own faith.