The Ultimate N00b Song
This is a song about a kid who comes on this site and does classic "n00b" things. To be honest, this song basically tells you what not to do. The strange punctuation is to mark timing. Kgo.

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(beat: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, about 2 SPAMs per second, repeating)
(song) I am a n0000b
Watch me say
"Pay-ayayay a-ttention to me"
"Plz, can I b admin"
"(admin) No, you, can't!"
n000000b!
(beat break, SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM)
I am a n0000b
Watch me say
"Why, did you ban mi u"
"me-en ad-min"
"(admin) You broke the rules and this,"
"(admin) this is - what you get!"
n000000b!
(beat break, SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM)
I am a n0000b
Watch me say
"Im gonna soo this site"
"cause - Im - banned"
"(admin) You, can-not, do that now,"
"(admin) get no-thing you will!"
n000000b!
(beat break, SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM)
I am a n0000b!
Watch me say
"Y did u perma mi!"
"me-en admin!"
"(admin) We, are all sick of you!"
"(admin) Off, you, go!"
n000000b!
I am a n0000b!
Watch me say
"Ha, ha ha hahaha"
"I hav mad an alt"
"(admin) How, dare you do that n00b?!"
"(admin) Per-ma-ban for you!"
n000000b!

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If you liked this song, +1 it. I might make an extended edition at some point, but for now enjoy this! By the way, I got the inspiration to write a song like this from Techno's (unfeatured) n00b song. Credit to him/her.
-jsa