READ IN THE MOST CALM AND EPIC VOICE EVER THAT YOU CAN MUSTER
There once was a place known as Derf that was exactly like Minecraft in every way, but it was different than it because it could. There was on a log the hero of the story called Derfor because he is original and stuff. When people need help, they go to Derfor. BUT THEN THATS WHEN THE ROBOTS ATTACKED. They shot at Derfor with las0rs, BUT DERFOR PULLED OUT AN AK 48 *47 AND SHOT THE LAS0RS DOWN. The robots then said "o mai hes 2 strng 4 usx" and Derfor said "I AM UNDEFEATABLE LAWL" and then the robots died. Then, an elf appeared and killed Derfor with his butter knive because he can. Derfor then came back as a vampie furri and ataked the elf. The elve dieded. THEN, A FOX CAME OUT AND BIT DERFOR VAMPIER IN THE FACE AND HE DIEDED. The end.
By @Arrek125
