==>Enter name.
_Barfbag Skuzzlepants_
==>Try again, smartass.
_Kamril Neyuma_
==>Your name is KAMRIL NEYUMA. Your interests include OTHELLO, OLDSCHOOL VIDEO GAMES, HARD CANDY, and hardcore ROCK MUSIC. You enjoy biting your TOENAILS and wearing things on your LIMBS because you like to ACCESSORIZE. Anything to look COOL or STAND OUT. You also have a FETISH for HAIR. Nobody can tell why, but you've ALWAYS loved to SMELL it. You SICK freak. On weekends, you sit in your PIGSTY you call a room with your HEADPHONES blasting and play EXTREME PONG and games that only an old FART would know about. You decorate your room with BLACK and WHITE patterns and have a mysterious large STAIN on the CARPET in a CORNER of your room. It doesn't come out, and you keep it a SECRET as to what the STAIN actually is. You use the TETRIS MODUS with mastery and your strife specibus is a heavy CROWBAR, categorized under HANDLEKIND. You are a JADE-BLOOD and a TAURUS. Your lusus is a freaking COYOTE. He's pretty RETARDED, you think, but he makes up for it with SPEED and brute STRENGTH. He continually pesters you about cleaning your GOD FORSAKEN ROOM, but you don't give an ASS. If he wants a CLEAN ROOM, he can very well CLEAN it. Anyway, you are 8 sweeps old and do WHATEVER you want. Because NOBODY can tell KAMRIL NEYUMA what the HELL to do.
Your trolltag is kingofAwezome and your typing iz bizazzled with Z'z and a bit fruztrating to zpelling naziz.