This is a random story I thought of, remember, lameness was intended.
THE LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL
CHAPTER 1
The meeting room was filled with villians of the Justice League, they all were wondering what the newly made Evil Base of Destruction was meant to do besides have meetings. They all were waiting for something to happen.
Lex Luthor walked into the room, “Greetings my fellow super villians! We are here today to plan a way to get revenge on the Justice League, for destroying Penguins ice cream store, my window, Dr. Destiny's glove, Ares' Axe, Jokers rubber duckie, Captain Boomerang's-Boomerang, and many others...” The crowed of villians cheered. Bane held his hand up in the air and stood up, “I have a question Mr. Luthor.” Lex turned his head to Bane, “Is this about your teddy bear again!?” Bane sighed in reply to Lex and sat down. Lex sat down, leaned back and put his feet on the desk. “Now, I would like to hear everyones idea's for getting revenge on our enemy's, so go ahead.”
The villians stayed quiet trying to think of something to say. Soloman Grundy raised his hand and said, “I have an idea boss.” Lex raised an eyebrow, “Alright, Grundy. What's your brilliant plan?” Solomon Grundy stood up. “Well, Grundy thought we should just go to the Justice League headquaters and s-” Lex cut him off, “Are you crazy? We would be put in jail faster than we could even do anything!” He sighed and shook his head. “Next Mischievious plan...”
Penguin made a strange penguin-like laugh, “I know what to do! Why don't we all just charge into them like a crazy riot when they're fighting some one else. We'll deffinately get them that way!” Lex frowned, “No.” Darksied walked in the room, “Why don't you all just stop making idiots out of yourselves and use the huge laser built into this junk pile to shoot the Justice League Tower down?” Lex smiled, “Well there's someone that is not an imbecile around here! But wait... there's a laser on this base?”