I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on.
I change the channels for an hour or two.
Twiddle my thumbs for a bit, I'm sick of all the same old shit.
I'm in a house with unlocked doors, and I'm friggen' lazy!

Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise, I'm so damn bored I've lost my mind, and I smell like shit.
Peel me off this velcro seat, and get me moving.
I sure as hell can't do it by myself.
I'm feeling like a dog in heat, bored and gorged on the summer street. I lock the door to my asail, I lost all care.
I've got no motovation! Where is my motovation? No time for motovation! Suck with my...yesterday-tion! Whoo!
I sit around and watch the phone, but no one's callin'. Call me pathetic, call me whatcha will. My mother says to get a job, but she don't like the one she's got, when masturbation lost it's fun, your friggen' lazy! Screw it!
Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise, I'm so damn bored I've lost my mind, lowlifeness shall suffice, bite my lip and close my eyes, oh, trippin' away to paradise.
I just quit but that's just like me!
Awhhhh....