Hello, everyone. As some of you may know, Nintendo just released another new Direct where that delightfully huggable looking man, Iwata, talked about several upcoming games for both the Wii U and the 3DS. As you can imagine, I'm positively ecstatic about everything. I wanted to express my feelings about it all but was having trouble coming up with a way to truly convey just how unbelievably excited I am about the games.

Then I realized the perfect way to express myself such that you the readers could understand and feel for yourself the level of love and happiness I'm filled with at the moment; a poem. Only poetry through its beauty of language and collection of brilliant literary devices can give justice to the art of self-expression. Keep in mind I wrote this poem in a rather short amount of time, so please forgive me if it isn't quite as eloquent as it could be.

I know this probably isn't as big a deal to many of you as it is to me, but I just really wanted to share this with as many people as possible. I hope you enjoy it. Now for the poem.

Nintendo, Oh Nintendo

ASZJUGGFKAJHS OMG
AUXSG FAIRYPOKERMANZJHS
JAHZ CATMARIOSSJAOQJK
SONICSL SJAYJGFHASM
AAZHFAASMASHBROSJSA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's about it. I wrote it immediately after watching the new Nintendo Direct video. The second right after watching, actually. To be a bit more clear, I spent that one second and only that one second writing it. Pretty good, right? I thought so too. Thanks for reading.