While in Florida, I've noticed that every guy seems to be cherry-picking, no matter the age or place. These flirty Casanovas caught my 13-year-old cousin and I in many places, but there were two absurd flirtations that stood out.

The first occured at McDonald's, when the two of us hadn't even gotten out of the car. A teen, 16 or 17 years old, got out of the car next to us, stopping when he saw me. He strutted over, checking me out through the window and winking, making the "call me" symbol with his hand. Discusted, I mimicked the symbol, mouthed "no", and imitated hanging the 'phone' up. While he walked away, he still turned around to point at me and wink. He didn't see me give him the death stare.

My cousin's wolf was none other than a Golden Corral waiter, handing out waters. He did a slight double-take at Rhys, then as he gave her a water, winked. "Here's for the lovely lady", he crooned, smiling. He was about twenty, so keep in mind the age difference there. This flirting waiter did not try once, but three times, to impress my cousin, all failed attempts.

As you can see, there are more cherry-pickers in Florida than there are orange-pickers. And if they're flirting with minors, imagine what they'd do to those their age... I hate to think of such an image. In closing, beware of the Florida cherry-pickers.