50k a month
Looking for ways to blow it on pay day
The banks keep saying may day
I gotta 10k loan to pay.
I'm driving them crazy
It's fun to make them crazy.
Paying up at the last minute
That's the life innit?
I'm a pro gambler by night
Corporate robot by day

They pay me to do maths
That's as easy as sorting the fax.
It's something that could be done by a fifth grader
They don't need no college major

I'm a robot that's been made to fit in
Just like the rest
For false promise of promotion
We don't even show emotion
We aren't individuals
We're Human Resources
We have no identity but money out of work

I'm just a faceless robot in an office
Watching my money grow each month
I got nowhere to spend it
I got so much gambling doesn't even effect it
I play so many times I win the jackpot.

I'm fed up of the corporate life
I haven't got a wife
I have no emotion
I'm designed for promotion.
How do I settle down
When the corporate world moves me up?

"Donate your money" said Catholics
I gave 20k to a hobo and he just goes 'n' blows it.
I'm a corporate machine
I don't follow Christian magazines
You have to be mean in the corporate world. That means no morals
It's about makin' money
I'm the only one wanting to lose it
It ain't about education
That shows the progress of our nation.
No it's about the ladder and who climbs it quicker.

It's like the Terminator
You can't reason with us
We're money grabbing thieves
Corporate machines
Willing to trade morals for money
Ethics for economy
We don't care who gets hurt
Our pay check matters more
'Cos we're corporate robots.
Who knows
Maybe one day you'll join us.

I'm ascending the ladder
Selling my soul to the devil
Slowly moving up each level
I'm a more advanced robot
Before I was the T-100 now I'm the TX
I get an increase in pay checks
The corporate life isn't too bad
Why don't you try it?