1)Find food. Either go into your kitchen and grab food or hunt elephants.
2) Put the food on a plate.
3)Grab a fork and a knife.
4)Cut the food
5) Put a peice of food on the fork
6)Shove in your mouth.
7)Repeat step 6
For feeding a baby
1)Do steps 1-5
2)Mash all the food up
3)Shove in babys mouth
4)Repeat
For feeding your dog:
1)Grab a stake
2)Toss at dog's face