Many predictions have been made about the end of mankind. Many people have tried to come up with answers, and discover how the world will end. From Christianity with its Armageddon, to Aryan mythology with its <end of world>, and now Hollywood with its 2012 crap and politics with that 'global warming' garbage. I'm here to tell you, all of that is wrong. This is how it will happen: ......

One day, Chuck Nkrris will die. The end.

Just kidding. Here we go: ....

It will be March 14, 2013. Governments around the world will shut down all telescopes, for they don't want people to see what is coming at the Earth. No, it's not an asteroid or comet, it's a fleet of over 9000 spaceships. The will look like Mayan Pyramids, because they are, in fact, Mayan pyramids. They will land in Russia, causing world governments to close borders and not allow travel with Russia. But it would be a mistake. For, from inside the pyramids, Mudkips will emerge, and conquer all of Russia. Then, after Noming on the survivors, they will paint themselves red and black, and RE-ESTABLISH THE GRAND SOVIET UNION! (FOR THE MOTHERLAND!)

The Mudkipz will expand their empire, Noming on people and firin lazars at those who fight back. The Mudkips will capture all western European forces after they storm the beaches of Normandy and thus trap them, and the Chinese and Indian forces will try to srike back, but will be pushed into Siam (Veitnam, Laos, Cambodia, etc), where they will try to escape to Indonesia, but ultimately fail, because Mudkipz are water types.

All looks bleak. Read part 2....