North America. The last stronghold against the Mudkipz.

After watching the rest of the world getting nom-ed or lazar-ed by Mudkipz, the governments of North America will pool together resources in an attempt to create a portal to a moon that is inhabited by blue people, and orbits around a mis-colored Jupiter. But alas, one day a scientist will show up, right when the portal was opened, with a cake to celebrate. The problem was that he was actually a Mudkip that used an Action Replay to learn Transform, and who had brought a bomb disguised as a cake. When the real scientist that the Mudkip had copied arrived, he shouted "The cake is a LIE!", but the bomb exploded, destroying the portal and all hoped of escape. Then, the Mudkipz will march up into Panama, where Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, and Mr. T will join the combined militaries of North America in an attempt to drive them back. But the Mudkip Military would prove to powerful, killing Jackie Chan on the third day. Human forces will retreat and Chuck Norris and Mr. T will make a strategic withdrawl. Californian and Mexican drug runners will give drugs to the government, who will fire them at the incoming forces with missiles, getting the Mudkipz high and slowing the advance.
The Starship Enterprise under the leadership of StarFox will show up, and will take down many Mudkip Pyramid-ships, but when Fox tries to crash the ship into the Mudkipz's Flagship, StarWolf stops him, and both are blown up by Mudkipz in TIE Fighters.
Eventually, the Mudkipz will capture all human military bases, and use the rally "All your base are belong to us!" Steven Hawking will tell Chuck Norris and Mr. T that if Mr. T punches one of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks, it would cause a breakdown in the laws of physics, making the Earth explode. Chuck Norris and Mr. T agree to this, for they won't want people to be eaten alive by Soviet Mudkipz.

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