One day a guy walked into a burger shop and asked for burgers. "Can i hax burger?" said the man. A cashier lady walked up to his face and moaned "no you can't hack a burger". That made the man MAD, so he ate a madras shirt and said "give mii all yur money". Thus that made the cashier lady slam his face to the wall. "that was 2 randum for mee. im out." mumbled the man. Then he shuffled his way out into the light.
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