Maxwell the red-nosed dog-deer
[dog-deer]
had a very shiny snout
[like a lamp! (wut?)]
and if you ever saw him
[saw him]
Maxwell would surely pout
[like a two-year-old!]

All the Grinch ever did was
[did was]
laugh and call him names
[like Pinochio!]
the Grinch never let poor Maxwell
[maxwell]
join any christmas games
[like Whoo-nopoly!]

The one naughty Christmas Eve,
The Grinch came to say,
"Maxwell with your snout so bright,
we are stealing Christmas tonight!"

Then they down to Whoo-ville
[Whoo-ville]
where the Grinch shouted out with glee
[yippee!]
poor maxwell the red-nose dog-deer,
[dog-deer]
fell down the chim-a-ney!
[ouch!]