So, there I was, watching the Winnipeg Jets playing hockey against the Washington Capitols, when I realized something unusual: I was sitting next to HullBreach. Now, I've got no idea how I knew it was him, seeing as I don't even know what he looked like, but I did. I then proceeded to get his attention somehow; I think I kicked him in the shin. He said, in a very gruff, Santa-like voice, 'What is it this time, Icky?' ['Icky' is Jesse's nickname for me; why Hull wa using it, the world may never know] I then yelled, 'MERRY CHRISTMAS, HULLBREACH!'. Hull wished me a merry Christmas as well, and he handed me a hot dog. And then... I woke up.
By @Icarus
