I read Hull's year summary blog, and I agree that zero game submissions is sad. I have a basic idea for a 3DS-formatted game, but I don't have the knowledge required to actually program it. If somebody is willing to teach me how to properly code using javascript, I would be very grateful.
I'm not sure if this is still being offered, but if the completed game is featured, I will have Hull give the Nintendo E-Shop card to whomever was kind enough to teach me. If he is no longer offering a card, or if the game is not featured, I will only be able to offer my thanks and a few favours in return for your help.
If all goes as planned, I might even hide an 'easter egg' of the tutor's creation in the game, provided that it is both possible to include and acceptable for this site.
I honestly just want to somehow feel useful, and I feel that contributing a game to this community would be a good way to achieve that feeling.