heyy guys i wantd to make a blog 2 show u tht teh illuminait are reel so here it is.
teh illuminati r a group of rich and powerfull peepz who want ti control evetything and bring the new world odrer. tht may sound farfeched but it is tru, i asure u.
teh ilumimati r led by teh pope, n thn thr 13 bloodlinse under him. teh 13 bllodlines r larg familys tht specailiz in thngs lyke money and asasinations. below thm r people like obama and queen elizabeth. below them r goverment workers lyke teh police n firemen. below thm r medai lyk cnn n sony records. thts why rappers like jay z r prt of teh illuminati n so is lady gaga. then under them r us, n we will all die wen thy start the new world order
teh iluminari r devil worshipers n they put tht stuff all around us like the star of satan n stuff. they be all lyke hipsta n stuff . teh also meet evry year to worship a giant owl n sarcifce somethin i 4got wut it was
the iluminati worship a big owl n meet in a forst to sacrifice to it n to drnk n hav fun but thy r rly planing n crap
teh ilumintai r the reeson thngs lyk #yloosawg becam popular bcuz they cn cintrol wut u lyk n stuff. i meen how else culd adam laveen b the sexyest guy alob n not me
we shuld all fight back by listenin to indei music on our meelectronics audio geer so we dnt fall under control n tell all ur frends so we can stap the illuminati
kthxbai
Before you get ready to massively down-vote this, let me tell you that this is a joke. I was encouraged by the -10 scored one about Google. Most of the stuff I wrote in here is just a bunch of crap I don't believe.
By @NillocSkywalker
