The News: You say "Good Morning" and "Good Evening" then you tell us everything BAD about it.
Not long ago two twelve year olds stabbed another girl to impress our one and only, sexy Slender Man. Im sorry people but if you want to impress someone with stabbing its Jeff The Killer, Slender rips, Jeff slices, dices, and stabs.
I honestly don't know what it is with drunk drivers. Personally if I was drunk... well i'd probably be to drunk to even think of driving and instead be dancing on a table. But anyways, its not healthy. Think, your driving along and you see Slender in the road. If your drunk your going to hit him and die. If your not drunk your going to serve into a ditch and live till Slender gives you the honnor of being ripped limb from limb. I prefer the second option~
My life is full of children. Im the oldest person in my neighborhood so all my friends range from the ages of 4-14, and theres only 1 14 year old and shes being anti social 99.2% of the time.
I love ice cream. But everytime I buy it its gone the next day when certain 10 year olds come by my house, that or I get so deppressed with the lack of friends over 14 that I just ay in my room eating and gaining weight.
My two little cousins Jason and Leo, sweet children till they see a lizard or you tell them no. Jason will slap you, say something a six year old shouldn't and you tell him to shut up, he goes running to his mum crying and saying you said he was a homo or that you hit him.
Leo is good tempered, but when he sees something like your skirt the evil wheels in his head start to turn. Iv had skirts ripped off by him then once he even got my shirt. He's an evil little child.
I live in Florida and theres alot of hate about Florida. Is it because we have alot of mud bogging or our county fair has snow cones and beer? Or is it just the fact we dont help someone because we get hurt all the time and we know they'll be ok after 54 stiches.
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