I no longer know what day it is. But I guess thats pretty normal when all you do is sleep, eat, and play GTA5 or WatchDogs.
I recently went over to my aunts house to see their new puppy. His name is rider and because of him teething I can no longer feel my toes. He even dragged me across the kitchen floor by my hair.
I got humped by a girl, nothing weird about that? Nope. Not when you hang around the people I hang around. But I love them all the same even if the girls enjoy poking my boobs, giving me awkward hugs, and humping my hip or back when im depressed just to make me smile or fall on my face in denial.
I love to grab someones hat and run off with it at church. Why? Because when you look ghetto at church filled with teenagers someones bound to hug you or drag you off some where.
Hey wheres my fish Yo-Yo and my mouse Fatso?
Well darling their burning in hell.
*que the river of tears from a 10 year old*
No one should tell their granddaughter that.
I recently ate a palmeto bug, if you don't know what im talking about its basically a giant roach that we have millions of here in florida.
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