I'd really like it if people submitted more blogs. I enjoy reading well written stories, and it's always nice to learn about something new, so it'd be great if more people got into it. I try to encourage people to write, it's a valuable skill to develop and a good way to express yourself, as I often do myself, and it helps bring the community together.

If you have any ideas or subjects you've had on the mind then I strongly urge you to write it all out and share with everyone. It can be very fun and rewarding, nomatter the subject. Just remember to keep things family friendly.

So now, to help move toward that most noble of causes, I've written out a new blerg that I hope you all find enjoyable and educational.

All About Me

Hello, everyone. For a long time now people on the site have had some things to say and ask about me. I guess not many people here know very much about me despite all the information about myself I tend to stuff in the blergs I sometimes type out, like the fact that I live in Los Angeles, I have a face, and am currently in a coma. I'm pretty sure I've done an entire blerg on each of those facts and have mentioned them in at least a few others. But apparently, that's not enough information for certain people, and because of that I still get asked a lot of questions. That's why I decided to type out this list of everything about myself that I've mentioned on here, and I'll also be elaborating on a few subjects that I've kept vague up until now. Get ready, because this is about to get very personal.

A Spectacular Person

I'll just start out with a quick list of things I've said about myself on here. Some of these things are already well known, but it's best to be as clear as possible. Here goes.

- I live in Los Angeles. I like it.
- I have a face. It's very pretty.
- I'm not very tall. A few inches shorter than the national average for a person of my age.
- I like hugs. I liked them as a kid, stopped liking them for a while, but now I'm fully comfortable with open expressions of love and care again.
- I'm in a coma. Always have been. I use a bedside interpreter to communicate with the world. They're very patient and good looking, they've whispered into my ear any time we're alone.
- I can't remember anything else in particular I've said before, but I need to move on now anyway, so if there's something else I've said about myself that you were wondering about then just assume it's true. I will always stand by anything at all I say as being the absolute truth.

Anyway, there are some things people have asked about several times since I've been here, and in fact I still get asked about these things at least once a week. I'd like to clear the air, so I'll be answering a few of these questions as precisely and honestly as I can. Here they are.

How old are you?

Like it indicates on my profile, I'm about 1013 now. I'll be 1014 in December.

Do you speak French?

What's with that question? Why would you even ask that? And what the heck is "French"? Is that a Canadian province or something? I'm pretty sure I've heard people say French, Canada before, so it must be. Like London, England or Spanish, Harlem. Or Paris, France.

Are you a comedian?

Teachers in real life ask me this one more than anyone else. For some reason, I think they ask it sarcastically.

What's your real name?

Beloved!
People often say "That's not a name!", but my answer to that is that it's MY name.

What's with your list of "Deepest and Darkest Secrets"? It says it can only be read by the pure of heart, so why can't I read it?

It's a list of my secrets, some of which are deep, some of which are dark, and some of which are both deep and dark. They're all secrets of mine which I've deemed to be of the absolute deepest and/or darkest degree. You can't read it because you're impure. But to those of you who try to highlight the list to see the secrets anyway, you'll only get a message that describes exactly why you can't read the list, you dirty cheaters.

What are some of your deepest and darkest secrets?

Well... I once ate a person!

And... I'm not a fan of Mega Man, Metroid, Castlevania, or Starfox!

Also... I sometimes say things that are untrue...
Still, I claim they are true, especially when questioned about them.
But, shhhh, don't tell anyone.

Do you poop?

No, I'm a perfect being who converts matter into pure energy, oftentimes emitting it as bright light which radiates from my beautiful face and body, and so I have no need to do any of that crap. I retain a normal human form to keep lesser beings such as yourself from feeling bad.

That last question actually isn't a common one, but I wanted to share the answer anyway.

That's about all I have to say for now, but if you have any questions then feel free to leave a comment. Thanks for reading, and I hope this has inspired you to write something yourself.