SERIOUSLY?


HAS NINTENDO SERIOUSLY TRIED TO FAMILY-IZE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS?

I KNOW IT'S OBVIOUSLY CALLED BROTHERS FOR A REASON.


BECAUSE MARIO AND SAMUS ARE BROTHERS.




Or siblings.



But do you realize what Nintendo has done to Super Smash Bros.? They have made a game, at least for the 3DS, that is not rated T. Whaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Smash has been rated T since Melee. What did they do? Did they take out the violence?

Is it now pillow fights instead of fistfights?

Are explosions replaced with puppies that bark your character off the stage?

Are knockouts replaced with safe recoveries, causing endless battles?

Did they put extra clothes on Samus?



NINTENDO

WHY.





The E10+ rating is for children. Smash is for REAL gamers.

Melee4thewin.





How come they can't make an M game for Mature? That would surely sell a few copies.


Why, Nintendo?



Is it because Nintendo has no decision in the ratings their games get?

Owait.

That's right. They don't.


Oops.