HEY EINSTEIN, I'M ON YOUR SIDE- Oh wait, wrong game...

Hey, it's Ninty and- You know what? Let's just cut right to the chase.

No, not that chase.

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK is a game series filled with wacky, awkward, (mostly) funny, and clever trivia questions.

So many question types over the years...
Dis or Dat (Exactly what it sounds like.)
Gibberish Question (What does this rhyme with?)

Fill in the Blank (Meh.)
Jack BINGO (And off they chopped his hand- OH!)

ThreeWay (Yes, this is a real question type.)

The Impossible Question (It's possible, though.)
Whatshisname (I don't know...)
It's The Put The Choices Into Order Then Buzz In And See If You Are Right Question (Okay...?)

Who's The Dummy? (Not me!)

Funky Trash (Whose trash is this?)

Cookie's Fortune Cookie Fortunes with Cookie "Fortune Cookie" Masterson (Mmm... cookies...)

Elephant, Mustard, Teddy Roosevelt, or Dracula? (Uh...)
Kangaroo, Peanut, Albert Einstein, or Uranus? (Um...)

AND MANY MORE. (Yay?)

You know what? Let's just talk about the game series in general. (This way I can use multiple screenshots from different games.)

So you start up the game with someone (either Cookie, Raoul, Baby Diva, or Donny.) asking you how many players are playing and what's your name and etc.

And... you're off! If you're good at trivia, it don't mean Jack now... IT'S YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!

And here's your host... Uhh... Well, there's Cookie, Schmitty, Bob, Buzz, Nate, or *shudders* Guy...

But they all seem to do the same kind of thing.

Let's get to those questions!

Uh... so these categories are... interesting?
W- what? Stereotypes? Spice of Life? Uh... let's choose one.

This is basically what a normal YDKJ question is like.
Buzz in, select your answer, and- "Sweet dreams." AH CRAP. I got it wrong. Profit or surrender some cash. (They're actually points, calm down. NOT REAL MONEY.)
Also, if you're in multiplayer you can force your opponents to answer the question by screwing them! If they get it wrong, you get money. If they get it right, you lose money.

Let's try another one.

NOW THIS IS THE KIND OF QUESTION I'M LOOKING FOR.
These are the kind of questions that make you think, the ones that take high culture and pop cultur- Well, maybe not this question but... I think you get the idea.

Let's skip to the final question... THE JACK ATTACK.

No.. the other one.

THAT'S THE ONE!
This is how the Jack Attack works.
A bunch of things are gonna be flying on the screen, buzz in when two things match... BUT BE CAREFUL.
You have to R̷͔̜͙̪̭̰͉̰e̵̶̗͎̣͇̺̳̗͖m̵̹̪̩̟͇͢͝ͅe̠̠̰͙͉ͅm̘̪͕͇͓̪̕̕͟b̵̨̩̬͇é̵͎͇̙̺̯̱͙r̕҉͚̘̭ ̯̱͚̤͚̞t̟̲͡ͅh̸͎̖͙͉͚͎͙e͝҉̥̙̱̙̘̳̳̀ ̧̰͠c͉̳͈̗ͅl̝͓̮͢u̫̯̫̺̱̦̩͢͞e̴͓̣͖̱͚͉̩͝.̢̻͘̕.̘̫͔̝͝.̼̟́͘͘

If you don't, you'll be really gullible in the Jack Attack.

In the end, the score is tallied up and a winner is presented.

But the host still makes fun of you no matter what anyways.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW JACK! *roll credits* *show leaderboard*

Play again? Yes, yes we will.
I'll be fully reviewing three YDKJ games: YDKJ4: The Ride, YDKJ Headrush, and YDKJ2015(along with the other games in The Jackbox Party Pack!).

We have the best, the worst, and the latest games in the series so...

Until then... I'm Ninty... Shaddup.

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