BanMan said we should write a pair of blogs together, so here's what I came up with. I don't know what he was planning, so let's hope I happened to write about the same thing. Mine is pretty general, so I think it'll work out. Here goes.

AN INTERVIEW BY BANMAN

Hello, everyone. I, BanMan, am here today with another interview, interviews of course being the number one thing I and I alone am known for. The last time we saw this user, Raisons du Coeur, she shared with us some of her personal every day life. We talked about a few fun subjects, like the fact that she's in a coma, the things she likes to do while in a coma, and her budding love with the attending nurse. Today we'll see a bit more about this fascinating person and what she's been doing since we last saw her. Let's get started.

BanMan: Hello, Beloved. I can call you that, right? How have you been?

Rais: Hey, Benny. I've been doing just fine. And no, you can't.

BanMan: That's great! Now, before we get into the real deep and beautiful parts of who you are let's start with something a bit lighthearted. The last time we spoke you said you were in a coma and liked to drool to pass the time. How are things on that front?

Rais: Well, Benny-poo, I've since been getting more into my pottery. It can be a bit of a challenge, what with having no control over my fingers, hands, arms, or really any part of my body, but I've managed to come out with some real works of art, if I may be so modest.

BanMan: That's quite interesting. But I can't help but wonder, and I apologize beforehand in case this is a sensitive subject for you, and I know you're a sensitive person with a delicate soul, how exactly do you potter? And is "potter" the correct verb form of pottery? And also, is "verb form" correct or should I have said something else, like maybe "infinitive" or something else?

Rais: Well, Ben, that's quite a bit to ask a person who can neither read nor write due to never having been awake, but I'll do my best to answer. First off, it's fine to be as insensitive as you are with me; I've long since abandoned any expectation of others' ability to consider other humans' feelings. Secondly, what I do doesn't exactly count as making pottery. Really it's more like not fighting it when the nurse presses the cold, wet clay against my face. At least I think it's clay. It certainly has that texture to it, but as someone who can't actually see I have no choice but to leave that up to wishful thinking on my part. After that I just leave the rest of the work to the nurse. I trust that my limp, expressionless face makes for great art.
And to answer your last questions, I have no idea, but I'm sure it's safe to say you're probably wrong on both counts.

BunMan: Wow. Such articulation from a vegetable. While we're on the subject of your nurse, how has your relationship with her gone? If memory serves you said you've fallen in love with her? Do you know how she feels?

Rais: Ah, well, first I'd like to thank you, both for asking and for so quickly exemplifying my point about human insensitivity. I'm sure it's perfectly normal to ask about romance immediately after hearing about how the nurse might be smothering her patients.

Bun: You're very welcome. I aim to satisfy.

Rais: Yes, well, as I said before she's been rubbing cold, wet clay on my face lately. Some people might think this is a bit strange, but personally I enjoy it. Winter is setting and so they've turned on the heat in the facility recently, but I find it's a bit much. The clay can often be quite a relief in the stuffy heat. As for her feelings, I can't speak for her, but I do get the feeling she's taken a liking to me. We've been spending more time together and occasionally I can hear her disclosing about her personal life, talking about how her mother is sick and she needs a transplant or some such. She's started taking measurements of various parts of my body too. I can't imagine why, but given what she talks about I'd guess it's something of a dubious nature. I'd be glad to support her though since she's the person I'm closest to.

BunMan: Jeez, that last bit was kind of dark, don't you think? Maybe you should warn people before you start talking like that in the future.

Rais: Yes, I think you're right. From now on I'll be sure to let people know something disheartening is coming during their interview with a coma patient.

BunMan: Well, we're just about out of time here. Do you have any last thoughts to share?

Rais: Well, let's see... I'd really like to try out SSB. That looks pretty fun. Can't wait for Majora's Mask 3D. Xenoblade and Splatoon look promising too.

Bun: I think that's enough. Let's not make this any longer than it has to be. Thanks for your time.

Rais: Sure.