Let's tell the tales of Hector.
(with Tomodachi Life pictures.)
Once upon a time, a "man" named Hector went shopping for fedoras at a new hat store.
Hector was hoping to find a fedora by the power of cherry pie.
Sadly, Hector could only find a hoodie that he found with the power of donuts.
And then, MaxiMillon woke up in a garden with pink hair and a yellow checkered fedora.
AND THEN MAXIMILLION WOKE UP FROM HIS DREAM AND SAID: "What the hell is going on, m8?"
AND THEN REGGIE WOKE UP FROM HIS INCEPTION LIKE DREAM AND SAID: "My body was not ready for that."
And then this blog got rejected from being featured.
THE END.
Story lesson: Hector needs Shrek to be happy.
...and I should stop making blogs.