Alright, storywriters. I have a challenge for y'all.
Write a story. Not just any story, though, it has to follow some rules.
First off, you must include the following phrases in your story:
• I used to be a pie.
• Git gud, Bananaman.
• Veni, vidi, vici, your mom.
• I liek trains.
• George walked off the cliff, falling into a grapefruit farm and dying. The end.
• MOM GET THE CAMERA
• Do you think zepplins are a bad investiment?
• My uncle Apple owned a Gary farm once.
• Try deleting System 32.
• The lard's in the car, Tina.
• I tried to use BBC iPlayer. My phone then blew up, and I was in the hospital for weeks.
• 3.141592623 = pi
• First, lemme take a selfie.
• 9+10=21
• The cake happens to be a lie. Such upsetting news to hear.
• Grab the shotgun, we're going n00b huntin'.
• Slenderman is bae.
• This statement is false.
• I'm pretty sure we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto...
• Then he just fell over and died. Huh.
You must also...
• Make it humorous (shouldn't be too hard with those phrases)
• Include at least one (1) ship
• Have a psychotic character
• Have some sort of Deez Nuts reference
That's about all I can think of right now. Challenge ends November 26th (Thanksgiving, I believe), so get writin'.
(Update 1: Fixed a spelling error.)
(Update 2: Fixed due date.)
Huehuehuehue, I post it here, then copy it onto a blog >:3
PART ONE
Once upon a time....
I used to be a pie...
It was great, everybody ate the slices...They were my friends, though...There was one last slice..That slice...Was me..
I was put in a fridge. It was cold, then I saw a banana. It wasn't a normal banana, though...
His name...Was Bananaman..
The first thing I said to him, "Git gud, Bananaman." I stopped. How did I know his name? Bananaman replied back, "K." Then jumped out of the fridge...I never heard from him since...Anyway, I was eaten...It was painful...Very. But, I came back to life as a human...That was strange, being able to move...The first thing I saw...Was a man beating up a boy...I had no knowledge of words, but I said, "STOP BULLYING HIM!" The man looked at me, then continued punching the boy. "MOM, GET THE CAMERA--" I had no mother...I was alone..No friends, nobody to love... The bullied boy's name was George. George walked off the cliff, falling into a grapefruit farm and dying. The end, for him. The bully walked off after saying, "Veni, vidi, vici, your mom. By the way, I liek trains." He stopped after walking off, and I saw a random train run him over...This was a tragic and cruel world... Some random person named Tina came over and asked me where the lard was. I shrugged, and answered, "the lard's in the car, Tina."
Tina looked around, then back at me "How do you know my name!?"
She then got in the car, and drove off with the lard...
I then heard two people in a conversation, "Do you think zepplins are a bad investment" The other shook his head, and said, "My uncle Apple owned a Gary farm once.." the other quickly said, "GRAB THE SHOTGUN, WE'RE GOING N00B HUNTIN'"
I shipped them...The girl and guy kissed. I said "OMG!! SO CUUUTE!!" The guy said, "Indeed. Slenderman IS bae.." The girl turned into slenderman and killed him...That was horrible...The slenderman said, "TELL ME WHAT 9+10 IS!" I said 19...I was wrong...She, or...He, said "WRONG! 9+10=21!" I quickly answered, "This statement is false. But first, lemme take a selfie." And got the heck out of there. Once I got home, someone asked me something. I replied, "Try deleting System 32.." It worked. Then, I tried to use BBC iPlayer. My phone then blew up, and I was in the hospital for weeks. The doctor asked me something...
I said, "3.141592623 = pi"
The doctor looked at me with a strange face. Then he said, "You are okay. You may go now.." I got up and walked out of the hospital..."WAIT!" The doctor said. "YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!" ...Then there he was, my best friend that I first met in front of the doctor....
Bananaman....
ianoliver604
21 Nov 2015 02:38
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yush
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acidapple
21 Nov 2015 19:43
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