"MY DUMP"
[PARODY]

***A Partial Parody of "My Humps" by
The Black Eyes Peas.***

[...]


What you gon' do with all dat skunk,
That big skunk inside dat rump,
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Get ya t'leave 'cause it stunk,
My dump, my dump,
My dump, my dump, my dump,
My dump, my dump, my dump,
I just took a giant dump,
(Take a whiff),


I be flushin' like crazy,
I do it on the daily,
Need to wipe ass nicely,
So buy some toilet paper,
Bounty & Cottonelle,
Scott and then there's Charmin,
Y'know gurl,
They be sharin'
All their cash keep mah booty clean,
Brother, I ain't gassy,
They say they smell mah ass like,
Rotten cheese,
Plus raw sewage,
I say yeah,
And they keep givin',
So I keep on wipin',
And no I ain't done yet,
You can keep on waitin',
These dumps I'll keep on takin',


[...]


What you gon' do with all dat skunk,
That big skunk inside dat rump,
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Get ya t'leave 'cause it stunk,
What you gon' do with all that gas,
All that gas inside them jeans,
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Because it stunk,
It stunk, it stunk, it stunk,
My dump, my dump, my dump,
My diarrhea dump!
(Take a whiff),


[...]


They say I'm really stanky,
The boys they just Febreze me,
They never standing next to me,
Always standing far from me,
They can tell I stunk, stunk,
Hidin' from my dump, dump,
You can smell but you can't touch it,
If you touch it,
You will,
Melt into a puddle,
Muddy, muddy puddle...


[...]

Explanation: Lol, that's all I got. xD
I didn't do the whole song because the song simply wasn't worth it.

THANKS FOR READING!!