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English (Not so Funny Jokes) Part 3
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@HonJay
POSTED: 17 Apr 2017 03:14
CATEGORY: Miscellaneous
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Jokes
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1.What do you call a witch at the beach?
A Sandwhich
2.How do you top a car?
Tep on the brake, tupid
3.What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
4.How many sheeps does it take to make one wool sweater?
I didn't Even know sheeps could knit
5.Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work
(These jokes aren't mine, please don't hate me)
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Comments
Gemini Guardian
17 Apr 2017 14:58
lol I love these
OxygenDeficient
17 Apr 2017 07:03
Sheep is already plural. Unless that was part of the joke or something.
HonJay
17 Apr 2017 08:31
In reply to OxygenDeficient
That's what my cousin wrote on my notebook.
OxygenDeficient
17 Apr 2017 17:25
In reply to HonJay
Tell He/She/It that Sheep is already a plural and does not require the s at the end. Don't let them make the mistake again.
HonJay
17 Apr 2017 23:24
In reply to OxygenDeficient
LOL
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