I s2g if this doesn't featured.

God Waldo eat ur freakin veggies my dude. You don't wanna end up like a spooky scary skellington. Food tastes delicious why are you not putting it in you facehole to stay alive. Even if it was just some hot pockets ya gotta eat. Ur not a magical being who need not eat. So just do it. Make ur body happy and eat ur greens ya moron. Ur body is talling you to eat. Don't make your body cry. Heck just eat some toast like I do. It takes like a minute. Or just eat plain bread if you're too lazy to toast it. God just eat some food you literal eggplant. Ur not a plant you can't live off carbon dioxide and sunlight mi dude. U can't live off of pictures of Milu. Dog photos and memes are not sustenance. U need actual foods. Listen to the furry and eat. Atleast 2 meals a day. Did u skip kindergarten. U learn this in kindergarten. Feeling fancy but not too fancy? Make some Ramen noods or something. Just eat your dinner dood. Food is good for you.

What the hell did I just write.