It has come to this. First you need to be told to eat now you must be told to sleep. God you eggplant don't you know how to take care of your body? You need atleast 8 hours of sleep a day to keep your body working properly. What do you want the bank to repossess your body, like they repossess the souls of innocent school children. DO YOU?? No you dont. So lay your little head down on your pillow AND TAKE A DIDDLY DANG NAP SON. Or better yet, go to bed normally. Staying up for multiple days on end isn't good for you. How do you even do that, I can't even manage to go a full day without sleeping. Take some freakin allergy pills if you must, those make you drowsy. Just don't like get addicted. Read a book, day dream, listen to calming music. Whatever it is that relaxes you and will help you sleeeeep. Does warm milk help you sleep? Drink it then. All of it. Put a gallon in the microwave, heat it up, and drink ittt. Just go the heckin heck to sleeeeeeeep. Even if you just sleep a couple hours its better then no sleep at allllllllll. Like dang son, put down the 5 hour energies and the coffee. Let sleep take you into its loving embrace. Unless you have a concussion. Probably don't do that then. But, just like curl up in a little ball on your bed and sleep. Be like the cats, sleep all day. Everyday. Never wake up. Actually no, do wake up, you still need to eat. You need to sleep but don't sleep too much. You ain't no bear my dude you can't hibernate. Like seriously, people say "o u can sleep when ur ded" no you need sleep now. Atleast 8 hours of it. Like I will literally go to your house, or make someone else go and read you a mother heckin bed time story if it makes you sleep you eggplant. Sleep is important it lets your brain do important stuff like file tax returns while your body rests. YOU AREN'T LETTING YOUR BRAIN FILE ITS TAXES ITS GOING TO BE REPOSSESSED BY THE BANK JUST LIKE YOUR BODY. We already established that was bad. So just like calm down occasionally and go the heck to sleep Waldo. Just do it. Ya can't let your dreams be memes if you don't dream to begin with.
-This has been another one of Kittens Dumb PSAs to Waldo.
I know, that was kinda just a quick "ah you've been up a long time :U" without using the actual time because I was lazy and didn't want to go dig through the chat to find the actual number. It was also probably buried by that time and I couldn't remember so I just put that.
I've been lying to everyone saying that I was getting sleep and I really want to but I just can't no matter how hard I try. So many heavy thoughts circling my mind and things happening at home. Thanks for the concern but that is what I wanted to avoid I hate it when people are concerned about me. >n<
I'll be fine to anyone who is thinking otherwise. It may take some time but i'll live through it.
This is more supposed to be a silly joke than anything. Because like I know eventually you will get tired enough from staying awake that you do fall asleep, everyone does eventually.
For actual good and serious advice though I would just suggest trying to calm down and think of other things when you want to try to sleep, or maybe even count sheep or something. Possibly maybe see a doctor about having insomnia? I know you said you were just thinking about stuff going on in your life, but I dunno maybe insomnia medication could help if that may be a possible cause. But I'm just saying if you actually think that could be a cause for the whole thing and not just "well kitty said so" cause Doctors are expensive :U or even just doing stuff that makes you less stressed out before trying to sleep could help you maybe.
I dunno I'm not like a doctor or something I just think maybe some of those things could help you sleep?