"Kitty what the heckity heck is a Worgen." It's literally just a werewolf. "Why are you calling werewolves Worgens, you stupid furry. God we thought you were smart. Or something," because WoW. "CHEESUS CHRIST YOU'RE A FURRY AND YOU PLAY WOW IN 2017 KYS" K. "kitty whats WoW??" World Of Warcraft my ignorant child C:

But no, yea I play WoW on rare occasions. AND OBVIOUSLY I PICKED THE WEREWOLVES, err uh I mean WORGENS. I think I started playing like last year before my computer committed seppuku, then I forgot I had an account and then at 5 AM I remembered and decided to play again. And now I want to make a rant because FIRST OFF WOW CRUSHED MY DREAMS. Since I haven't played in forever I decided to make a new character to figure out what the heck was going on. I wanted to make an edgy Worgen Death Knight BUT HAHA NO. NO FUN FOR KITTY SHE HAS A FREE ACCOUNT. So I made a Worgen Rogue instead. I named him Audins. He sucks. Veenatan was a Better character.

So anyways after the emotional rollercoaster of being denied edgelord status I remembered why I hated the Worgen models. WHY DO THEY LOOK SO DIFFERENT? Like you got the male Worgen that actually looks like a werewolf and would probably be intimidating if it existed. then there's just the female. Basically a human lady. But decided not to shave and grew a dog face and legs. I am so spooked. Cause like no but werewolves are supposed to be spooky and intimidating and GIANT WOLF CREATURES THAT COULD RIP YOU APART. "Well Kitty these are Worgen. not werewolves. Obviously." Same thing tho? Like Wolf people, you change into one if you're bitten, angry wild murder machines, Worgen=Werewolf. "Well Kitty ya gotta have that sex appeal" Mmmm yup. Oo I just get so turned on when I see some polygonal boobs on a wolf creature in mah vidya games. Okay but like in all seriousness, whatever it doesn't actually matter but they're so different and the male Worgen looks cooler. BUT ITS SO SLOW. Or atleast it feels slower. I didn't actually play on my Veenatan Character to check.

Oh yea and whats with their names. Why Worgens. Worgen sounds stupid. "Cause it's a fantasy world. They're not just gonna have like Goblins, Elves, Draenei then just Werewolf." But they could've. Cause Worgen still sounds really stupid to me.

Also I love how the story is literally, You turned into a spoopy werewoof, murdered all your friends, and everyone still pretty much trusts you. Except like one guy. I also like how they just coincidentally find you after you've murdered all your friends in the wild and don't just immediately kill you because ya know, you're a freaking murder beast. Oh and the cure they've made usually only works on recently infected Worgen but no no, let the one who MURDERED LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE live. That's ingenious. No wonder your whole city was overrun and destroyed.

Oh and christ WoW installer, could you literally not use up any more of my bandwidth or w/e? Like Pages bare;y wanna load after I started installing it. Also why does it take like 7 years for WoW to install. I mean atleast it installs the important stuff first and then starts with the extra so you can play while it installs.

Oh and why do the freaking Worgens use weapons. YOU HAVE CLAWS. AND SHARP ASS TEETH. YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOUR OWN BUILT IN WEAPONS. but no I must use these two stupid dagger things. God forbid I rip my enemies apart BECAUSE I'M A FREAKING WEREWOLF. I mean I kinda understand if you use magic or ranged weapons, but like seriously if your character is a meelee class and a werewolf WHY NOT JUST CLAW YOUR ENEMIES TO RIBBONS. THAT'D BE COOLER. Like how would they even hold daggers in those giant clawed paws? Also who decided to make Worgen sized clothes and armor? Like the Males become freaking massive, compared to when they were just normal humans. How do these things wear clothes. I mean even the females get taller and their legs change because digigrade legs. But nah can still wear normal clothes. "Well you gotta be able to wear armor so you don't get 1 shotted Kitty." No duh, but like these are giant hulking wolf beasts I'm pretty sure it'd be hard to find fitting freaking Armor.

Anyways I hope no one actually thinks I'm being serious with this. Half these things were dumb things that don't even matter. I just wanted to make a thing cause it's like 7:30 AM now and I was bored.