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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SMALL TRAFFIC WEBSITES: ANGELA VS LUIS

T Avatar By @Star Shadow
POSTED: 13 Sep 2017 00:35
BUMPED: 24 Dec 2017 03:16
CATEGORY: Poetry and Lyrics
FEATURED: Yes (@Thi500)
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I see the blogs are dying again (just like Luis in TF2). So I guess it's time I crack open the big cold one and that big cold one is a rap battle between me and Luis. Unfortunately, the Luis in this reality sucks at rapping (among other things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) so I've time leaped into several alternate realities to find a version of Luis with a rap skill equivalent to mine and challenged him to a rap battle in that alternate reality. Then, I went back to this reality. Anyway, here it is...


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SMALL ALMOST NO TRAFFIC WEBSITES!

Angela vs. Luis!

Begin!



Angela:
Oh look. It's my boy Luis.
Better known as Mr. Useless.
You brag a lot about CS: Go
But in reallity, you're a no-show.
Seriously, mate. Can you not get a headshot?
You really can't hit crap without aimbot.
Even at point blank, you still miss.
In TF2, you couldn't throw a jar of piss.
This is how bad you are.
I'm surprised you made this far.
But enough with the games.
I'm gonna roast you in a word of flames.

Luis:
Uh, what the hell? Mate, please.
Stop lying and tell a truth at least.
The truth is I could beat you.
You know this is true.
You don't wanna rematch me in Pokemon
because you know you'll be well-done.
That was weak of you to fight me as a noob.
That Dragonite of yours was an inside job.
If you really have the skills,
fight me with a team of Cyndaquils.

Angela:
Can you even counter my stalls?
They last longer than Trump's walls.
Didn't you say you couldn't find a counter?
All you're gonna get is an ass pounder.
By the way,
you're making every guy here turn gay.
I'm surprised you like being called a trap.
I guess you like getting your booty slapped.
Buenos dias, Mandy.
I've won this battle already.

Luis:
Bloody hell.
I think you've lost some brain cells.
You haven't won anything yet.
You're the dumbest person I've ever met.
And no, I will never wear that dress.
I'm not some damsel in distress.
I'm a Venezuelan MLG.
Elite noscoping skills is all you will see.
And Angela. What are you tryin' to hide?
Why you hidin' your face like some idiotic Spy?
Is it because you're really ugly?
Why don't you show me your face, ya dummy?

Angela:
I'm not gonna show my face to a Venezuelan crossdresser.
Who knows? Maybe you're just a perverted oppressor.
How do I know you're not Maduro himself?
If you are, get away from me, you Socialist Elf.
Maybe if weren't so busy ruining your country,
your rhymes wouldn't be so crummy.
You have this oil and you don't know how to get rich?
No wonder you still haven't got a Nintendo Switch.

Luis:
You went too far, fam.
That's what I would say if I gave a damn.
You think I'm that mariposo?
Qué vergonzoso.
Voy a acabar esto contigo.
Ya no somos amigos.
En realidad, fui una espia.
De verdad, eres una molestia.
Pero no voy a rendir.
Challenge me to a battle and let's end it here.


Who won? Who's next?!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SMALL ALMOST NO TRAFFIC WEBSITES!


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Comments

Avatar @Finrod
07 Mar 2020 19:49
The insults in this aged very badly..
Avatar @Star Shadow
07 Mar 2020 19:56
In reply to Finrod
Sush. This is between me and him.
Avatar @YTliam2671
30 Oct 2019 14:29
you both are shi t i could beat you any day of the week
Avatar @Draconid_Jo
18 Jul 2019 05:24
Interesting…

So you defeated him with a Dragonite, huh…
Avatar @Pal1dinRPG
04 Feb 2018 08:30
finrod how dare you!
Avatar @Smellington
17 Sep 2017 06:44
What.
Avatar @Finrod
14 Sep 2017 21:07
Angela the type of nibba, to beat you with her secondary skill tree.
Avatar @Pal1dinRPG
04 Feb 2018 08:30
In reply to Finrod
How dare you
Avatar @Finrod
02 Jul 2018 00:53
In reply to Pal1dinRPG
Lmao
Avatar @banjo2
02 Jul 2018 00:59
In reply to Finrod
I don't think he likes the N word
Avatar @Finrod
15 Oct 2018 15:41
In reply to banjo2
Nephew*
Avatar @banjo2
15 Oct 2018 15:44
In reply to Finrod
omg
Avatar @Monstercat
14 Sep 2017 10:33
😟
Avatar @Tomthesk8r
14 Sep 2017 01:37
You won

Me next
against Gemini
Avatar @TheLegend27
13 Sep 2017 23:37
Luis won
Avatar @Thi500
13 Sep 2017 20:47
Angela won.

Me next.

I wanna rap against Waldo.
@Gemini Guardian
24 Dec 2017 14:43
In reply to Thi500
Yes, do Thi vs Waldo.
Avatar @banjo2
04 Sep 2018 14:18
In reply to Gemini Guardian




this
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 00:31
In reply to banjo2
Foreshadowing?
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 00:50
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Sketchy tbh
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 00:52
In reply to banjo2
Call th cops
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 00:58
In reply to Gemini Guardian
On who tho?
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 01:13
In reply to banjo2
Me
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 01:16
In reply to Gemini Guardian
AAAAAAAAAA
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 01:17
In reply to banjo2
Big grass
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 01:26
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Waffle noodle > big grass
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 02:54
In reply to banjo2
Cri evertiem
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 03:49
In reply to Gemini Guardian
y tho
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 03:59
In reply to banjo2
Because grass is healthier hhh
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 04:04
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Shh

I don't like grass

Not since I first mowed the lawn.
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 04:09
In reply to banjo2
That's what I'm referring to

The big

Lawn

Of grass
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 04:14
In reply to Gemini Guardian
But I don't like grass ;-;
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 04:17
In reply to banjo2
Fine then hhhhh


Big birb
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 04:21
In reply to Gemini Guardian
No

I'm smol
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 04:23
In reply to banjo2
I thought you were tall?
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 04:26
In reply to Gemini Guardian
yes but

smol
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 04:27
In reply to banjo2
Horizontally?
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 04:31
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Well uh i'm fat so idk
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 04:53
In reply to banjo2
Wait whaa
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 04:55
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Hm?
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 04:57
In reply to banjo2
Explain
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 05:01
In reply to Gemini Guardian
I'm 140 lb, hhhhhh
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 05:02
In reply to banjo2
But whaa

That doesn't mean you're fat tho'

Tall people with muscles are heavy
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 05:05
In reply to Gemini Guardian
"muscles"

hhhhhh

I can't even run a mile in the right time
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 05:07
In reply to banjo2
he FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding.
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 05:09
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Funny because I somehow beat that last time
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 05:10
In reply to banjo2
Tfw never did it
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 05:15
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Good.
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 05:17
In reply to banjo2
Hhh
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 05:21
In reply to Gemini Guardian
wha
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 05:34
In reply to banjo2
Avocado
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 05:40
In reply to Gemini Guardian
No.
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 05:43
In reply to banjo2
Meannn
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 05:44
In reply to Gemini Guardian
U wot?
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 05:55
In reply to banjo2
I mean aaaaaaaa
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 05:58
In reply to Gemini Guardian
hwha
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 06:00
In reply to banjo2
Inb4 Angela bans us for spamming her blog
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 06:07
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Uh

Delet?
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 06:14
In reply to banjo2
Let her find it out hhhh
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 06:16
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Fine.

Notifs would stay ither way though.
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 06:20
In reply to banjo2
If she even looks at those smhh
Avatar @banjo2
05 Sep 2018 06:25
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Eh idk
@Gemini Guardian
14 Oct 2018 05:11
In reply to banjo2
hi yes
Avatar @banjo2
14 Oct 2018 05:13
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Hi
@Gemini Guardian
14 Oct 2018 05:20
In reply to banjo2
extra thread ehehe
Avatar @banjo2
14 Oct 2018 05:22
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Mhm
@Gemini Guardian
14 Oct 2018 05:24
In reply to banjo2
so what did you do today?
Avatar @banjo2
14 Oct 2018 05:29
In reply to Gemini Guardian
well, there was the uh t r i p thinG

and

playing super lag bros brawl with my best friend, then swbf2 with my brother
@Gemini Guardian
14 Oct 2018 05:30
In reply to banjo2
t r i p thing? hmmmmm



yes big lag aaaaa


and good funnnn
Avatar @banjo2
14 Oct 2018 05:32
In reply to Gemini Guardian
yep

yes mhm
@Gemini Guardian
18 Jul 2019 12:58
In reply to banjo2
i should really find a way to patch ssbb someday
Avatar @banjo2
18 Jul 2019 17:05
In reply to Gemini Guardian
yes
@Gemini Guardian
18 Jul 2019 22:08
In reply to banjo2
3 days and no one replied to my question in the discord server
@Gemini Guardian
05 Sep 2018 06:29
In reply to banjo2
Welp we'll find out soon
Avatar @oswaldo123
24 Dec 2017 19:07
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Wot?
@Gemini Guardian
24 Dec 2017 20:47
In reply to oswaldo123
Ye boiiii xP
Avatar @oswaldo123
24 Dec 2017 20:54
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Well I prefer poetry over this :u
@Gemini Guardian
24 Dec 2017 22:08
In reply to oswaldo123
Epic poetic battles of small traffic websites?
Avatar @oswaldo123
24 Dec 2017 22:11
In reply to Gemini Guardian
XDD
Avatar @Finrod
14 Sep 2017 21:06
In reply to Thi500
deadass
Avatar @RyuHoshi781
13 Sep 2017 20:02
yucky
Avatar @Anarchy
13 Sep 2017 19:17
I breathed in and retracted stage 3 cancer.
@Gemini Guardian
13 Sep 2017 16:13
When's the tiebreaker event happening?
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