What in the world even registers as being worth featuring, I wonder.

Something as subjective as how interesting something is to read wouldn't really work, as well... There are so many differing tastes in literature.

And even then! Blog mods can feature their own stuff, so like, what is this? (*staring blatantly at Haruspex*)

How do I even hope to achieve this prestigious award of having my work displayed for the thousands(7) users on this website?

How do I make me stuff matter!