Woah Kitty isn't dead? Who would have thought she'd survive a Nuclear apocalypse. I sure didn't. I mean I figured she'd have just starved to death or get killed by raiders. Gee. I guess everyone gets surprises. This surprise is an unfortunate one though.

Am I still funny? No. Oh ok. Thats what I figured.

Anyway uhhh hi I return from my eternal slumber I guess? How long have I been gone, I legit don't remember. My guess is somewhere aroundddd 6 months. Wow thats like half a year. Half a year of being a disappointment.

Anyway uhh I'm like 99% sure no one cares what the cats been doing in this half year long absence. And it definitely wasn't basically nothing. Ok yea it was basically nothing.

But uhh hey, are you proud of me? I finally draw people. I'm finally less of a furry. Ok the less of a furry part was a lie, but I did start drawing people. I also wanted to beat a child.

And the child debacle is still going on. Oh joyyy. Basically kiddos, don't try to steal kitty's stuff. Don't toucha ma characters. Unless you know, you legitimately want me to forever watch you like a hawk and be suspicious of every little thing.

Anyway thats a story for a different time. And may or may not become a blog. Whoooooo knowwwws. I sure don't. I never stick to anything I say.

But uh, hey I might try my hand at writing stories. Or maybe a comic. I really wanna write something about the Nuclear apocalypse. Cause thats toootally original and never at all been done before. Ever. I probably won't tho because like most cats, I'm lazy. Also I cannot write stories. At all.

Oh and remember, Waldo's still an egg. And egg who needs to eat breakfast.

I remember the jokes I started I promise.

I guess thats... whatever this was. None of this probably made sense, Its currently 8 AM and I'm functioning on however much sleep I got during a nap earlier.