You might be thinking that this is a blog about celebrating a decade of being on this website.
But you’re wrong. That’s not until next August.
No, this is in honor of a friend. I’ve known this person for a little over a decade. We have really grown close.
But we had quite a fight.
Over the last several months, we have been fighting. And the last couple weeks have hit rock bottom for us. So the other day, while drunk on whiskey, my sister and I got together, and we killed my friend in cold blood. He suffered, for it took multiple attempts. First, we tried sheep shears, in the long run, it took razor sharp scissors to cut off his head and fillet the skin off. We put him in a trash bag and disposed the body at the dump. I have no regrets, and I am happy now, for he was holding me back with his constant demand of attention. I will treasure the ten years we had together as friends. He will always have a special place in my heart.
By COMMANDER
