You might be asking yourself, "LLL, why are you rating members, won't that offend some of them?" To which I say, that is just too bad. And then you ask, "LLL, why am I not on this list?" And I reply with, because I am not going to do an in-depth analysis on everybody. Contrary to popular belief, I have somewhat of a life. "LLL, why do I still call you LLL and not your real name?!" I don't know, when will people address me correctly? The world is full of mystery. This is one of them.

Let the ratings begin.

Oswaldo123
This is Waldo. Waldo is okay, I guess. A little bit of a pansy, but I digress. He once called me while I was sitting in the parking lot of my local iHop and proceeded to bark at me. I still do not know why. Sometimes he texts me about Boruto, but I admittedly never reply to those texts because I am still watching Naruto and have yet to even get past the Chunin exams. I do not know where my time is going.
8/10 please stop barking

Banjo2
This is a good kid. Good conversation, though we have nothing in common and therefor never converse one-on-one but we did one time. Incredibly awkard experience. I am too old, but this kid's young and will live a good life. Has brown hair, and apparently brown hair is gay hay. The Gays seem to approve of him, so I too approve.
9/10 I would pat his head if I could

Rlad116
Randy is my dad so I can rip into him. Thrilling. Randy is an okay person, and by that I mean not at all but let's be honest, none of us are really great people. Talks to a lot of girls, I guess he really likes girls. Truly iconic. Everyone knows Randy, so do I have to write an actual analysis on him? Everytime he comes into chat he says hi to me and I like attention so that cool. He reminds me of dragons. I like dragons.
4/10 as your angsty daughter I can't show any compassion or affection towards you, sorry.

Asparagus
I love you
12/10 I just love you

Gemini Guardian
Mimi is a precious little child that deserves the world and must be protected at all costs and I would die for this small bean of a human someone please help me adopt her and give her all of the stars in the sky she is too good i love her so much i wish she could read this mimi if youre out there i love you please be safe
99999/10 you are. so good.

Divine Crusader
Coward.
0/10

FancyPants
I just met this one, at least really met him. So far a good kid. I like him. Seems nice. Needs to be more social, but I also am the least pleasant person to ever speak to so I have no place to be sharing my input on that.
7/10 I like you

Thi500
Every time I read the name "Thi" I hear a conversation in my head where my friend thought 'thai' was pronounced 'thigh', and did not understand why I cried every time she brought up 'thigh food.' I a know your name is not pronounced thigh. Sometimes you make me want to stab myself but to be fair I almost always want to stab myself. Not the worst person on SDK. Good conversation. Very good cat. I love Thi's cat.
7/10 we are too similar

Star Shadow
Honestly, Angela terrifies me and if someone is going to murder me I feel like it would be her, and I wouldn't want it any other way. I kind of wish she would strangle me. I think I need to go to therapy.
9/10


Thank you for allowing me to waste your time, and remember Divine Crusader is a coward have a good day