Tonight, I will tell you about a dragon I found while taking one last walk in my woods. This dragon was small, blue, and didn’t breathe fire. But this was no ordinary dragon, it was a Norwegian Albino dragon. We walked together as he gave me his wisdom. Then we sat a while on a log watching the sunset. Then I went home.
At work, the next day, I couldn’t help but think about what the dragon told me. Am I in possession of knowledge to end all problems of mankind? I could end war, solve the world hunger problem, even get... even get.... crap, I forgot what he said. Oh well.
That night, I had a hearty supper of dragon meat, hot sauce, and a goblet of mead. Never did see that dragon again.
Then, after packing a few boxes, I decided to fall asleep, since it was getting too dark to see.
By @COMMANDER
