1. Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
2. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horn's don't work
3. Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the...
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
4. Mom: Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
Son: My name is Paul.
5. What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
A Flying Sorcerer
6. What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
By @HonJay
