Back to our regularly scheduled program of movies I didn't like. Like always there will probably be spoilers.
All Light will End is a boring movie, it seemed somewhat interesting, plus the title sounded cool, but basically nothing happens in it. Until the last 14 or so minutes.
The movie for the most part is about some bitch and her stupid friends talking, and doing nothing. Which is occasionally interrupted by the subplot of a sheriff finding mangled body parts. Also Nightmare sequences. Too bad nothing happens in the nightmare sequences other than the bitch who's name I forgot just walking around. Then getting attacked by someone with a skull mask and a black hood on.
The movies kind of a jumbled mess. You think the bodies being found is happening around the same time whats her face and her friends are doing their thing, which makes no sense, to then be told afterwards that "Ha ha actually those bodies are from the aftermath of the main plot." To make the movie more of a mess too they set conversations up and then cut them off before anything happens, which would be fine if they didn't just decide all in one go later after you forgot they even happened to then dump what they cut off along with the main bitches tragic backstory on you.
The main chicks tragic backstory is basically her mom was an asshole who terrorized her in her sleep with a dumb skull mask to get material for a book she was writing. Only to then years later for some reason just flat out tell her daughter for the most part "Oh yea by the way I'm the reason you were constantly having nightmares. I used you as a Guinea pig for my book. Also here have the manuscript for the book :^)" So whatever her name was smothers her mom.
After relating her tragic backstory to her friends because they found out she murdered Paul.. I think his name was Paul, she murders her friends too. Except given what was happening at the time of Paul's murder she could not have killed him? Or at the very least she would have been caught by someone. Somehow she had time to murder Paul, drag his corpse into the woods, take ANOTHER shower and change clothes, without her brother or other two friends noticing. Like aight. Ok.
The sheriff then finds his blood soaked murderous child and just lets her go. I guess. I don't know why, he had the perfect chance right then to just put her down. But no, he just leaves her there and then it cuts to her running off through the woods.
Thats when I stopped watching. One because the period was about to end and two there was like 5 minutes left and the murder was over.
All Light will End was just super boring, and somewhat dissapointing. The image for it on Netflix for awhile had been the skull mask, which is what kept mildly tempting me to watch it. Just for it to not be anything cool. Just some scrawny bitch barely hacking up her friends with a hatchet.
It was basically a repeat of watching They're Watching. It took the whole movie for anything to happen and by the time that it did I didn't care anymore. This movie though, has the added bonus of almost putting me to sleep. The only interesting things that were going on were the cutaways to the sheriff, but even then nothing really happened then. But it atleast got away from whatever the bitches name was and her jackass friends.
As you can probably guess I wouldn't really reccomend watching this movie. Unless I don't know you like movies where nothing happens I guess?
are you going to watch Us when it comes out? it looks interesting
OxygenDeficient
12 Mar 2019 02:25
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Maybe if any of my friends want to go.
Gemini Guardian
12 Mar 2019 02:28
In reply to OxygenDeficient
what do you think of it based on the trailers?
OxygenDeficient
12 Mar 2019 02:30
In reply to Gemini Guardian
I don't think I've seen any :U I usually skip ads on youtube and stuff when I can.
Gemini Guardian
12 Mar 2019 02:44
In reply to OxygenDeficient
wow then watch the trailerrrrr xD
OxygenDeficient
12 Mar 2019 02:52
In reply to Gemini Guardian
I probably willllll. I definitely do know a movie I will definitely watch and probably write an angry blog about when it comes out. because Doom Annihilation looks like a bigger disappointment than the Doom movie from 2005 with the Rock.
Gemini Guardian
12 Mar 2019 02:54
In reply to OxygenDeficient
oh b o y videogame movies
OxygenDeficient
12 Mar 2019 02:56
In reply to Gemini Guardian
O h b o y the cursed movies
Gemini Guardian
12 Mar 2019 02:58
In reply to OxygenDeficient
do the super mario bros. live action movie next
OxygenDeficient
12 Mar 2019 02:59
In reply to Gemini Guardian
If its on Netflix I m i g h t
Gemini Guardian
12 Mar 2019 03:00
In reply to OxygenDeficient
WO A H
i know the super show tv show thing is-- or at least wasss
dunno if the movie is aaaa
S a m e. Especially when there i s n t really a point to it. There was no reason for the sheriff subplot to be a flash forward. Or be there at all. It wouldnt have changed anything if you took it out.