Oatmeal raisin cookies deserve more love By TheOatmealRaisinKING

By @TheOatmealRaisinKING
POSTED: 21 Apr 2019 12:31
CATEGORY: Educational
FEATURED: Yes (@Monstercat)
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Ok, so I think we all know that there are two types of people in this world. People who get up in the mornin' and eat oatmeal for breakfast, or people who get up in the mornin' and have raisin bran cereal for breakfast. Listen closely now, they either have OATMEAL, or RAISIN bran cereal. O A T M E A L , R A I S I N . Do you understand?! Everyone hates oatmeal raisin cookies for no reason at all! They like both things as breakfast foods. If anything, those two things being combined, people should love! I truly don't get why everyones favorite cookie is peanut butter or chocolate chip. WHICH ARE THE TWO MUST UN-INTERESTING FLAVORS OF COOKIE! I asked my best friend a while ago:

"Hey what's your favorite cookie?"

"Peanut butter."

0_o

BUT WHY?!

1(Oatmeal raisin cookies are easily one of the most interesting and complex flavors of cookie,

2(The cookie could also be mixed with any other flavor. Oatmeal raisin chocolate chip. Oatmeal raisin peanut butter. Oatmeal raisin chocolate chip AND peanut butter.

3(It's literally royalty.

4(It doesn't just have to be a cookie, it could be a muffin too.

5(And everyone loves a good hike right? Well do you know what's in that lovely trail-mix you're eating? RAISINS.

6(And it expands even further! Because every cereal you love is made with OATS! The more, on the nose one being honey bunches of OATS.

So yes... Those are my statements on how the world needs to stop hating oatmeal raisin cookies/muffins.

+5 -2

@oswaldo123
22 Apr 2019 22:23

I like raisins but just not big on oatmeal - this post was made by the chocolate chip cookie gang

@TheOatmealRaisinKING
26 Apr 2019 09:45
In reply to oswaldo123

HALT! I am King of Cookie Kingdom. I'm afraid we are going to have to eliminate you for insulting us by calling us, "A gang."

@oswaldo123
26 Apr 2019 13:56
In reply to TheOatmealRaisinKING

Was an old meme reference cookie dude.

@Finrod
22 Apr 2019 12:27

However I disagree, with all of this.

@TheOatmealRaisinKING
26 Apr 2019 09:46
In reply to Finrod

HALT! Disagreeing with the most powerful King that ever ruled Cookie Kingdom, will get you eliminated. Accept it.

@Finrod
26 Apr 2019 11:43
In reply to TheOatmealRaisinKING

Awaiting punishment.

@TheOatmealRaisinKING
05 May 2019 11:16
In reply to Finrod

My Raisin Minionsâ„¢, prepare the torture chamber.

@Finrod
06 May 2019 00:05
In reply to TheOatmealRaisinKING

Wait raisin minions is a brand? You enslave raisins? GASP

@TheOatmealRaisinKING
06 May 2019 00:31
In reply to Finrod

That's right. They help me to style my kingdom, and kill people.

@acidapple
21 Apr 2019 17:34

oatmeal you eat as breakfast is way different than what the cookie tastes likeee, just sayingggg

@Gemini Guardian
21 Apr 2019 13:10

people don't like oatmeal raisin cookies i guess because they're not as sweet and sugary as the others-- or they don't like raisins

i always liked raisins, but as a kid i hate eating them in my dessert and would eat around them aaaaaa

i don't mind eating them

it's just weird to have in something supposedly sweet and unhealthy idk

@Finrod
22 Apr 2019 12:26
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Everything sweet is unhealthy lol, I think itâ€™s because they taste like eating a fat fly. Theyâ€™re also gross and the wrinkly texture doesnâ€™t do it good.

@Gemini Guardian
22 Apr 2019 13:43
In reply to Finrod

i meannnnnn
some people just don't like raisins, others do, and others don't care
it's all a matter of preferences lol

@Finrod
22 Apr 2019 18:45
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Thank you for explaining the basic concept of having an opinion to me. I really needed to know that.

Exactly, everyone has different opinions, so what makes it so you needed to tell me that? Did you think I wasnâ€™t aware that? Essentially you just womansplained to me (lol)

You couldâ€™ve just replied with your opinion to my opinion, or you just donâ€™t have an opinion and needed to clarify the obvious because you hold a neutral stance just to be inclusive, very cool.

@acidapple
22 Apr 2019 22:22
In reply to Finrod

what

@Gemini Guardian
23 Apr 2019 13:50
In reply to acidapple

squids are one of the most intellectual of species
a simple mind like ours could never comprehend what they say

@Finrod
23 Apr 2019 12:21
In reply to acidapple

???

@Gemini Guardian
22 Apr 2019 19:33
In reply to Finrod

magic

@Finrod
23 Apr 2019 12:20
In reply to Gemini Guardian

Lol

Oatmeal raisin cookies deserve more love

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