Here comes another crap show, so buckle up for this.
Today was an interesting day. It wasn't like any othwr day. Somehow, this day seemed bright and happy. So I, after spending a few hours laying down screaming, decided noon was breakfast time. I sauntered down to my kitchen, and checked out my food. It was empty, aside from a jar with a note
I read the note, and it said, "Dear, Marley, I found this thing in my bedroom. It looks like mayo or something. Here ya go. ". I examined the jar, and opened it. The scent was of vanilla, and I stuck a finger in it. "Ouch, you dirty little turd. " shouted the jar. Soon after, the jar formed into a strange celestial being.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Told y'all that was a crap show. I may or may not actually continue it. I just needed to make a blog so y'all dont think I'm dead.