*RING RING*
*Picks up phone*
Hello?

Do as I say, and maybe you'll save your best friend, JERRY.

He died.

Wait, he died already? When?

Just now.

By who?

Me.

That was my job! Also, doesn't that mean your in the backya- *SNAP*

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Hey Joey! Guess what time it is!

Is, Is... IS... Is it muffin time?

YEAH! You wanna eat me?

*NOM*


Sta-cy the ghost girl!

*Looks in at the prom dance*
Maybe I should've gone with Bryan...

*Suddenly, Des-mond the skelo-bear*
Well girl, you lookin' FINE.


Mom! Dad! It's christmas!

So what?

There's presents under the tree!

Yeah, the ones we got for you.

No! Santa brought them!

There is no Santa. He's fictional character parents make up so that kids aren't brats the entire year. Every present that's under that tree is from us. And now that I told you that, you won't even be thankful for us anyway. Even though we spent millions on a playhouse, that your probably use one time, and never use again, and we can't afford it, but we do it anyway.

*Depression*



WARNING! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR STUFF ABOUT POLITICS, SKIP THIS NEXT JOKE.

We will make, America, great, again.
Ok. When are you leaving?


I have a campfire story to tell you kids. Some say, that there was one a magical pony who flew through the sky, but he died. And now, somewhere, there's a man with a pony head on.

I have a better story. There was once a tale of a meowing cow that went skateboards, and legend has it, he is still going skateboards.

That's the rip-off story Jeremy. The real story, was once in life, there was a sheep that went beep. After awhile it started a new trend. The beep beep I'm a sheep trend. Legend has it, they are still beeping like a sheep.



I hope you enjoyed this short little memory of ASDFmovie. There was only 11 so I wanted to make a 12th edition to history.