characters: John , Big Joe

Storyline: John is on the road and has to pee.

John: damn i have to pee!

John sees a party going on at a house and drives up to it. He faces a guard to the party in front of the door.

Big Joe: Who r u?

J: Oh im not on the list but i have to pee really bad.

BJ: No

J: please!

BJ: No

J: you would go if you had to!

BJ: ya. but your not

John starts to "cry"

BJ: Are you crying?

J: im sorry, i just get emotional when i have to pee really bad.

BJ: im sorry, go ahead in

J: Thank you Jesus!

BJ: just kidding!

J: you b...

Big Joe stabs Jhon

BJ: die!

J: no im never going to die!

Big Joe cuts Johns head off and hides his corpse in the woods.

BJ: now your dead XD

lol random story