Hey, guys! I'm awesome.

My name isn't awesome, it's Sarah. However, I am more awesome than you. Just stating the obvious of course, nothing you shouldn't already know.

I'm a positive person. I'm also king of the universe. The world is mine. That's right, I took it because I am just so freakin' amazing like that.

I have views, opinions, the like which I stand firmly for.

You will never compare to my excellence. Next to me, you're a nothing. No, wait, you've always been a nothing. It's okay though, everyone else who isn't me is just like you. You're not alone in being so lowly that the slight adjustment of my foot could crush your everything, so it's fine.



Have fun being dumb.

Bye.





















Randy is bae.
Nu-uh, Sarah is Bae <<<3333