When I talk about slashers I mean absolute icons, those guys you find on socks at your local walmart that's 12 dollars but it's worth it because it's 6 pairs and you like socks. More specifically, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, and Leatherface. Now these are 4 of the most popular dudes that I can think of at the top of my head. Of course, there's others like Pennywise or some dude with pins in his head but we're gonna talk about the 4 dudes I just said, bare with me.

Michael Myers is an absolute classic and has hella bunch of movies that I bet bro doesn't even know what to do with all em. He's hella deadly and he's cool yeah epic, the guy basically can't die and a lot of people hate it, like my mother. But I think he's cool, he's an og guy, he's also kinda hot. He's definitely one of the strongest dudes there is. Trying to kill his family? Awesome go for it live your dreams man.

Jason Voorhees is basically considered a Michael Myers clone or somethin' like a rip off because of the mask, the fact they both don't talk, they're built, they kill teens, have some type of knife, and they're both kinda hot. I think yeah sure they're a bit the same but they have different reasons for everything. This mf drowned at some lake because of these other bullies and HE DROWNED BECAUSE THE BLOODY CAMP WORKER COUNSELOR PEOPLE LOVE.. DOING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS. My point is bro fr didn't deserve it like ok his face is deformed, so? Like let the kid live bro he didn't do crap (that I know of.) He's very dangerous as well you see this mf what you doin'?

Freddy Krueger for me he's definitely one of my favorites. He kills people in your dreams like "hey female dog im in your dreams slash slash shove it up your ahh" Y'know what I mean? But there's also some crap I didn't really like about him but it's okay because bro is always ready for christmas with that sweater like that girl who sang "All I want is you." He's burnt who cares I know people who like em' burnt. But what I'm tryna say is he cool, funny, cool, funny, christmasy, cool. But dangerously wise, he's hella dangerous don't let this man catch you lackin.

Leatherface is cool too. Like ok I love your outfits so much who's your dresser? I like him, he's a hella good character. But I didn't like it how there's seriously like 322282839484 of these 'Texas chainsaw massacre' movies and some of em really suck. He's a cannibal and kills people with chainsaws, cool. If i was dying I'd want him to kill me with a chainsaw just take off my head man quick and easy please.


Now I really want you to tell me who out of these 4 dudes are your favorite because I'm bored. Mine is probably Freddy Krueger or Michael Myers.

I DON'T SUPPORT ANY TYPE OF UH MURDER AND STUFF I JUST LIKE PEOPLE KILLING OTHER PEOPLE WHO KINDA DESERVED IT.
ok bye