"Hey bro, you hear that new song?" Bently slurs after 20 shots of tequila.
"Yeah, it's called like fickle a bit, right?"
"I'm in the thick of it everybody knows, they know me where it snows, I slid in and they froze, I don't know no nothing bout' no ice I'm just cold, 40 something milli subs or so I've been told"
I stormed out of the bar after Ben made that remark. I pulled the drawstrings on my hoodie and looked down, towards the cracked sidewalk. Then I noticed something, I container with a glowing, orange substance. I dipped my finger in it and inspected it.

The substance was drippy bruh.
I may or may not have been drunk, but I made the most intelligent choice in the world.
I picked the container up and chugged it. Suddenly everything was colors, then I blacked out. When I woke up I was in the bar again, and a figure was standing over me. I started backing away.
"Who the hell-"

"THE MR. BEAST BURGERS ARE TAKING OVER!!!"
KSI screams.
"What do you need us to do?" Bently slurs, sorta-kinda able o stand.
"WE HAVE TO SING THICK OF IT TO THEM SO THEY'LL STOP!"
"Oh god, I don't know that I can do that," Kash cries.
"Hey guys, you wanna go punch a 58 year old man in his fat GYATT?"
"Jake Paul!!! Where'd you come from?" Bently asks
"I came from the thick of it," he laughed.
Suddenly Ishowspeed smashes down the wall in a prime costume and runs in, before getting knocked out by Jake Paul.
Ben decides to take out his Ipod nano and start playing KSI'S nww song. then Jake Paul punches a 58 year old man in his fat GYATT but then god smites Jake Paul and Gordan Ramsay cooks a steak with an alphabet soup kit so we run away-
And thats the day I learned to never try Lunchly.

AUTHORS NOTE: Welp....I lost 7000 braincells for writing this with Ben....I think I've had enough blog writing for....Ever...
Thank you all for reading, I'm sorry to put you through this..