JUNE
Friday:
For me,summer vacation is basically a three-month guilt trip.
Just because the weather's nice,every1 expects you 2 be outside all day 'frolicking' or whatever.And if u dnt spend evry second outdoors,people think there's sumthing wrong wit u.But the truth iz,i've always been more of an indoor person.
The way i lik 2 spend my summer vaction iz in front of the TV,playing video games with the curtains closed and the lights turned off.
Unfortunately,Mom's idea of the perfect summer vacation iz different from mines.
Mom says it's not 'natural' for a kid to stay indoors when it's sunny out.i tell her that im just trying to protect my skin so i dnt look all wrinky wen im old lik her,but she doesnt want to hear it.
Mom keeps trying 2 get me 2 do sumthing outside,lik go 2 the pool.But i spent the first part of the summer at my friend Rowley's pool,and tht didnt work out so good.
Rowley's family belongs 2 a country club,and wen school let out for the summer,we were going there every single day.
Then we made the mistake of inviting this girl named Trista who just moved into our neighboorhood.i thought it would be really nice of us 2 share our country club lifestyle with her.But five secs. after we got 2 the pool,she meet sum lifeguard and forgot all about the guys who invited her there.
The lesson i learned iz tht sum ppl wont think twice about using u,especially wen there's a country club involved.
Me and Rowley were better off without a girl hanging around,anyway.We're both bachelors at the moment,and during the summer it's better 2 be unattached.
A few days ago i noticed the quality of service at the country club waz starting 2 go down a little.Like sumtimes the temperature in the sauna waz a few degrees 2 hot,and 1 time the poolside waiter forgot 2 put 1 of those little umbrellas in my fruit smoothie.
to be continued.....[cant type anymore thts y]